Holiday giggles

Happy Holiday giggling... 

A fun book of a memorable yet funny holiday in France...  It will be in Kindle Countdown Deal on Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com from just before Christmas till just after...  Spread the word

Make an entry on your diary for a download... 20th December 2016

Hilarity in the Hills...  By Ram Gulrajani 

Only 0.99 for the holiday season
Hilarity in the Hills

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Inside the novel...

Hilarity in the Hills,  a sweet story of family fun, lampooning in France and catastrophic vacationing.

Simon held on to his dad’s hand as they crossed the road and headed for the hustle and bustle of the French market. They looked for anything resembling a food establishment and they were soon standing in front of a stall piled high with lovely cold meats. Salamis of all kinds of sizes and colours. Pierce made some quick calculations in his head: ‘They would be easy to eat without any plates or cutlery’ so Pierce addressed the stall owner in his best French, pausing to be able to ensure he was correctly addressing the gentleman in the correct tense. ‘Quelle est cette saucisse s'il vous plaît ‘ asked pierce whilst pointing at a lovely sausage on the counter. ‘Cheval’ replied the stall owner with a smile on his face. Well he had understood his question but the answer was not what he expected, although the salami looked very appetising, it was Horse meat and no way was he eating Neddy. ‘Quelle est cette saucisse s'il vous plaît’ he asked again but pointing to another salami. The answer was the same but without the smile this time… ‘Cheval’. Simon now started to tug on his confused dads arm, as he whispered ’Dad, dad’ but to no avail. He continued to attempt to gain his father’s full attention however Pierce was concentrating. Pierce looked at him, firmly stating ‘Please Simon, can’t you see I am trying to buy us lunch, let me focus on speaking to this man in French. It’s not easy you know’. ‘But dad, look up at the sign…’ Pierce capitulated to his son’s request and looked up at the sign on the stall. The bright, clearly written and colourful sign firmly stated “Bouocherie de cheval” and to make matters clearer, there was a picture of a horse with lines and writing on its body which indicated what the different cuts were called on the equine meat platter. ‘Pardon monsieur, jei sui Désolé’ said the embarrassed father of three and grabbed his sons hand and walked to another stall. ‘Ah, cheese, no horses in there I hope unless they milk horses here?’ he chuckled to his young apprentice and proceeded to purchase some fromage instead.

Holiday hell or hilarious consequences?

When a trip to the alps goes wrong and a family end up elsewhere in France, the options are laugh or cry.
Join the misadventures that occur to the families as they try to enjoy the vacation, despite being in a different venue than planned. 

It's based on true experiences, however scripted they seem, they actually happened.
Hilarity in the Hills... A story of fun, creativity and chaos. 

Hilarity in the Hills is a light read and suitable for all ages, although a few swear words are scattered in the text, however quite appropriately dealt with.

I hope you do not all have a similar story to tell, but there are elements in everyday life that just have to be shared, this one is definitely one of those. 

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Hilarious book

Readable and fun
The new book is out and available on both physical and ebook.
It's realistically priced too and you can enjoy this summer romp today by downloading it on kindle or in a couple of days by buying the paperback.

Click on the link above and make your choice. 

It's already 1209 on the kindle store, Humour category... so can't be bad!
Once read,  please let others know what you thought of it by leaving a review.

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New Book - Hilarity in the Hills

Ladies and gents, I am glad to share with you that my new book will be out on Createspace and Kindle in the next couple of days.
It is called "Hilarity in the Hills" and it is a comedic recount of a hoiday we had a few years ago.
It is a light hearted tale that is based on an actual holiday that we as a family did experience some years ago.

The inspiration, need to recount and write this is simply because this probably may have been the most disastrous holiday our family ever had but on reflection, it turned out to be one of the most humorous and fun vacations ever.

It is a bit of “National Lampoons” meets a nightmare review on “Trip Advisor” as the holiday progresses and the experiences become more surreal and comical.

Why?

Well simply because no travel agency or website would advertise this on their brochures... 

To find out more, you will just have to read it and enjoy the capers and incidents that ensue.

So get downloading it and reading a copy, available extremely soon - You may learn something to help you avoid similar situations.

International hospital hauntings

As a British writer with aspirations of an international readership,  I have tried to write less specifically to British slants and make it international.
Phantasms in the Infirmary Amazon is intended to provide the international reader a ghostly ride.

The short stories within are not specifically designed for any country in particular.

The fictional hospital could be any hospital in any city in any country in the world.
By doing this it enables the reader to transport themselves into the corridors and wards of the hospital and re-live the tales.
Doctor, nurse,  patient or other,  if you have been in a hospital,  anywhere,  you can relate to the hauntings.

Help makepPhantasms in the Infirmary a big hit in 2015. 

Please share with your circles and when read, enjoy and please leave a  review 

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International interest

It's refreshing to see that Phantasms in the Infirmary is getting a lot of sense in France.
Is it because of the subject matter?
Is it because the short stories are easy to follow if English is not the main language?
Is it something else?

I would be interested to know,  please share the reason why

In the meantime... Bon chance et Merci 😉

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Due to such popular demand for this novel in France I have reduced the price of Phantasms in the Infirmary on Amazon. fr...

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Please tell your friends and download, read and enjoy the tales.