Read Me...

This Father’s Day, don’t buy him another tie. 

​Buy him tactical validation.

​If your dad is a man of a certain vintage—a man who believes trousers belong at armpit level, that minor concussions are best treated with a smear of margarine, and that a cardboard box is still the pinnacle of human entertainment—he is currently at war with the year 2026.

​Give him the gift of absolute, tear-inducing laughter with "A Hilarious Survival Guide to Grandparenthood" by Ram Gulrajani.

​It’s the ultimate comedic tribute to the men who survived parenting in the ’80s and ’90s, only to be ambushed by the high-tech, hyper-anxious, AI-driven world of modern grandkids. He’ll laugh, he’ll cry, and he’ll highly respect the chapter where a grandfather defeats a cloud-synchronized cybernetic teddy bear with an analog acoustic guitar.

​Warning: Reading may cause sudden, explosive outbursts of "Back in my day!"

A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood 

​Get his copy before June 21st 

Revamped Cover... thoughts

So... Face Your Fears. Survive the Apocalypse.

PhobicWars 

"An absolute masterclass in dystopian suspense. Raw, gritty, and completely unforgettable."

Funny and sweet

New, funny, sweet and true... Some of the things you will say after reading this one. Especially good read for any grandparents out there so share the link....An ideal fathersday present for any grandparent.

A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood https://amzn.eu/d/03BIP3OB

A humourous book by a grandparent about grandparents

Okay, so I have just sent out my newest book, one that's been at the point of finishing, for some time.

The title and link: A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood  will be available on Amazon Books in a few days.

It is a lighthearted comical look at grandparenthood and how it's changed in the 21st century. 

"In the year 2026, dropping your grandchild off at your own house requires more cybersecurity clearance than the Pentagon and more biometric monitoring than a NASA launch. Join Arthur and Brenda in their ultimate operational mission: surviving the modern, hyper-anxious, ultra-sterile world of twenty-first-century parenting without losing their sanity, their vintage car, or their dignity. It's 100% Organic, Gluten-Free, and Carbon-Neutral text!" 😜 

I have every faith it's complete and in its prime edition. However, I have sent it out to a couple of readers to get their opinion on it and any last minute suggestions.

I am thrilled at completing this and hope you are able to read and enjoy this. 

New Book

Published the ebook and publishing the book tomorrow... For 'Echoes Of The Veil' 

video.

So what's it about??

When a series of unnatural murders crop up across London—victims found with their souls seemingly "burned out"—Gideon Wraith is pulled into a conflict between ancient spirit courts beneath the city and a rising necromantic cult operating in the Home Counties. Worse, it seems someone is trying to raise The Dead Man—a ghost that once destroyed a monarchy. A story resonating with "The Dead Man" that will appeal to Urban Fantasy fans who loved "The Dresden Files". A gripping urban fantasy novel centered around London and the Home Counties.
The protagonist Gideon Wraith, a private investigator of the occult, former exorcist for a covert crown agency, MI13, that has been decommisioned. He can communicate with ghosts , drinks a lot of tea with hexes stirred in... He lives in a narrow boat on the Thames. Blending in dry British wit, gritty magical realism, and escalating mystical threats.  

A great cerebral read for the summer.

Check in to your local Amazon Books Store and check it out. 

Running Free

I have been following the posts recently on social media about Greyhound Racing in UK. It is quickly being phased out, as well as in Australia and other countries around the world.

This is great news for the breed. 

As a fan, as well as a rescuer of several greyhounds over the years, I am in favour of this. 

I wrote "Running Free" based on my love for these hounds and one in par : Rosie. 

She was beautiful and had a wonderful nature. When I suffered my head injury, she was there as part of the family, when I returned home and was never far from my side. We loved that pooch so much and miss her to this day. 

"Running Free" is dedicated to Rosie and all the ex-racers that have been rehomed and been given a second chance for true happiness.Running Free

Mental Dental... Murder By Proxy

As with the sequel, Obsession of the Damned, Mental Dental (Murder By Proxy) has had a face lift...

Let me know what you think of it?

There's also a little video I made for it.... Mental Dental MBP