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New book ​guaranteed to give yourself the gift of laughing at the chaos.

No firmware updates required—just 100% organic, grandparent-approved humor.
​Grab your copy of A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood Grandparenthood" on Amazon Amazonbooks today
A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood 

Simply why you need to red it...

So... Why "Must" you read this book? Funny Grandparenthood Book

Well, simply because of the following reasons which were my primary drivers to writing it...

​It Explores the Ultimate Clash of Eras:

​The book captures a hilarious cultural phenomenon that millions are experiencing right now: the comedic warfare between old-school, unstructured parenting (from the ’80s and ’90s) and modern, hyper-regulated, tech-driven parenting.

Watching a grandfather who believes in "margarine for a bruised forehead" deal with a shared color-coded Google Calendar and a 14-page child protocol is pure comedic gold.

It's the Perfect "Tactical Validation" for Dads and Grandpa's. 

​For every man who has ever been told that his waistband is too high, that his narrative choices are too gendered or that he's violating a toddler's "mindfulness rest window," this book is an anthem.

It laughs with grandparents, celebrating their timeless wisdom, their instinct to let kids play with empty cardboard boxes and their essential role as a sanctuary from the high-stress rules of the modern world.

It Highlights the Secret "Grandparent Cartel"

​Readers will love the laugh-out-loud subversion of the grand-parental underground market. From hidden cellophane bags of high-fructose neon gummies in the grandfather clock to wiping away blue raspberry evidence before the "Feds" (the parents) get home. The book hilariously details the covert operations grandpas use to become the ultimate favorite ally.

It Defeats Silicon Valley with Heart. 

​In a world full of cloud-synchronized cybernetic teddy bears requiring 45-page End User License Agreements and smart-mattresses tracking sleep architecture, this book delivers a beautifully warm message. It shows that at the end of the day, a grandfather strumming a vintage acoustic guitar or building a fort always wins over an algorithm.

​It Packages Deep Love and Pride in Absolute Chaos. 

​Beneath the laugh-out-loud comedy, the book is a love letter to being a grandparent. It perfectly captures that overwhelming, emotional moment of holding a grandchild's messy drawing or watching them sleep, summarizing both the total confusion of the modern world and the absolute, unfiltered joy of leaving a legacy.

​In short: People should read this book because it’s the funniest, most honest look at how love, common sense @and a few forbidden sweets can conquer the high-tech toddler apocalypse!

Read Me...

This Father’s Day, don’t buy him another tie. 

​Buy him tactical validation.

​If your dad is a man of a certain vintage—a man who believes trousers belong at armpit level, that minor concussions are best treated with a smear of margarine, and that a cardboard box is still the pinnacle of human entertainment—he is currently at war with the year 2026.

​Give him the gift of absolute, tear-inducing laughter with "A Hilarious Survival Guide to Grandparenthood" by Ram Gulrajani.

​It’s the ultimate comedic tribute to the men who survived parenting in the ’80s and ’90s, only to be ambushed by the high-tech, hyper-anxious, AI-driven world of modern grandkids. He’ll laugh, he’ll cry, and he’ll highly respect the chapter where a grandfather defeats a cloud-synchronized cybernetic teddy bear with an analog acoustic guitar.

​Warning: Reading may cause sudden, explosive outbursts of "Back in my day!"

A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood 

​Get his copy before June 21st 

Revamped Cover... thoughts

So... Face Your Fears. Survive the Apocalypse.

PhobicWars 

"An absolute masterclass in dystopian suspense. Raw, gritty, and completely unforgettable."

Funny and sweet

New, funny, sweet and true... Some of the things you will say after reading this one. Especially good read for any grandparents out there so share the link....An ideal fathersday present for any grandparent.

A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood https://amzn.eu/d/03BIP3OB

A humourous book by a grandparent about grandparents

Okay, so I have just sent out my newest book, one that's been at the point of finishing, for some time.

The title and link: A Hilarious Guide To Grandparenthood  will be available on Amazon Books in a few days.

It is a lighthearted comical look at grandparenthood and how it's changed in the 21st century. 

"In the year 2026, dropping your grandchild off at your own house requires more cybersecurity clearance than the Pentagon and more biometric monitoring than a NASA launch. Join Arthur and Brenda in their ultimate operational mission: surviving the modern, hyper-anxious, ultra-sterile world of twenty-first-century parenting without losing their sanity, their vintage car, or their dignity. It's 100% Organic, Gluten-Free, and Carbon-Neutral text!" 😜 

I have every faith it's complete and in its prime edition. However, I have sent it out to a couple of readers to get their opinion on it and any last minute suggestions.

I am thrilled at completing this and hope you are able to read and enjoy this. 

New Book

Published the ebook and publishing the book tomorrow... For 'Echoes Of The Veil' 

video.

So what's it about??

When a series of unnatural murders crop up across London—victims found with their souls seemingly "burned out"—Gideon Wraith is pulled into a conflict between ancient spirit courts beneath the city and a rising necromantic cult operating in the Home Counties. Worse, it seems someone is trying to raise The Dead Man—a ghost that once destroyed a monarchy. A story resonating with "The Dead Man" that will appeal to Urban Fantasy fans who loved "The Dresden Files". A gripping urban fantasy novel centered around London and the Home Counties.
The protagonist Gideon Wraith, a private investigator of the occult, former exorcist for a covert crown agency, MI13, that has been decommisioned. He can communicate with ghosts , drinks a lot of tea with hexes stirred in... He lives in a narrow boat on the Thames. Blending in dry British wit, gritty magical realism, and escalating mystical threats.  

A great cerebral read for the summer.

Check in to your local Amazon Books Store and check it out. 

Running Free

I have been following the posts recently on social media about Greyhound Racing in UK. It is quickly being phased out, as well as in Australia and other countries around the world.

This is great news for the breed. 

As a fan, as well as a rescuer of several greyhounds over the years, I am in favour of this. 

I wrote "Running Free" based on my love for these hounds and one in par : Rosie. 

She was beautiful and had a wonderful nature. When I suffered my head injury, she was there as part of the family, when I returned home and was never far from my side. We loved that pooch so much and miss her to this day. 

"Running Free" is dedicated to Rosie and all the ex-racers that have been rehomed and been given a second chance for true happiness.Running Free

Mental Dental... Murder By Proxy

As with the sequel, Obsession of the Damned, Mental Dental (Murder By Proxy) has had a face lift...

Let me know what you think of it?

There's also a little video I made for it.... Mental Dental MBP

Obsession Of The Damned Refaced

Obsession of the Damned... Revamping of the cover makes it look amazing.... IMHO (on my honest opinion)

Created a little video too.. Have a play here OOTD

Page To Première

Murder Mayhem 

🎬 From Page to Premiere: Help Bring These Thrillers to Life! 🎬

I’ve spent years crafting the worlds of Mental Dental (Murder by Proxy) and Obsession of the Damned. Now, I’m ready for the next big step: turning these stories into professional screenplays.

I’m thrilled to be collaborating with veteran scriptwriter Gino Scalla to adapt my work for the big screen. As a retiree with a dream, I’m looking to our community to help fund this creative transition.

Why support this project?

Original Stories: Psychological thrillers with a unique twist.

Top-Tier Talent: Working with an experienced writer to ensure the scripts are Hollywood-ready.

Be Part of the Journey: Help take these characters from the printed page to the cinematic lens.

We’re aiming to have the scripts finalized by the end of May. Every contribution, big or small, gets us closer to seeing these stories in theaters!

👉 Support the campaign here: 

"Who dares wins!" – Let’s make some movie magic together. 🎥✨

Crowdfunding... why?

Here's a little video explaining the crowdfunding project for Mental Dental and Obsession of the Damned.... Rams video

Basically, writing a script requires a another particular set of skills and written in a different style. 

I believe in the story and believe it translates well to a script for the silver screen or split into a mini series or two... For the little screen. 

I believe in it so much that I'm sticking my neck out and am punching into a different class altogether... It will happen! 

However, I can do it without your help... 

The why and what ... Thank you for your support 🙏

Going to the Movies

Dear all,

I hope you are well.

I wanted to let you know I have started a crowdfunding project for which I am aiming to raise £20,000. I would love it if you could donate using the link below to access my project page. Any contribution large or small will be hugely appreciated. Thank you.

Follow the link and let's take this to the silver screen 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Dental Obsession: 

Ram Gulrajani

Gibraltars mythology

Folklore and stories from the jewel of the Mediterranean ticktock