Shakespeare

I just finished that book by Shakespeare.
Which one?
William of course!!!

Discover books,  read, enjoy and learn from them. 
If used correctly,  there is nothing more powerful than words...

Joke

Nearly became a Doctor!
When I was young I decided to go to Medical School.
At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and

form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
 

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via email

Ode to Sweet Corn

Oh yummy,  crunchy, sweet corn
We met at dinner but one day ago
With a little nob of butter,  you were great I'd have sworn

I enjoyed your flavour, your taste so true.
Every nibble, every chomp and every buttery chew
Then today my tummy did rumble, urgently needing the loo
With a few moments to spare relief and much to my surprise, we met again
I hadn't seen the last of you

Ram