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Contemporary literature

Shakespeare they are not but these are modern classics in a readable form.
Ebooks-kindle and paperback versions of contemporary fiction.
Legally Lucky, Phobic Wars, Mental Dental (Murder by Proxy), Phantasms in the Infirmary Vol I and Vol II plus The Ultimate Phantasms in the Infirmary,  Fantasmas en el Hospital, Hilarity in the Hills and the latest book to choose from Obsession of The Damned.
They are unique pieces of modern literature, written to set the imagination on overdrive and disengage the reader from the stresses of modern life.  They are short, entertaining and ingenious.

There are several reasons to read them and none not to,  including price.

Give someone you love, including yourself, a novel to enjoy.

How,  well for onto your local Amazon website and let your fingers and mouse do the choosing.

Merry Christmas and allow your mind to explore what the words guide you to.

Then they all clicked

For some reason, there have been several downlands of my books in the last week.
No, I'm not complaining but would love to know why?
So I can replicate the formula when needed ...

Here's the link again.. RPG Books

All I can say is thanks and enjoy, pass the word around and happy Christmas.

Readable and very affordable

Phantasms in the Infirmary Vol II
It's available on kindle Countdown Deal for only 0.99

Click here and get reading about spooks, ghosts, nurses, unwelcome visitors galore in the haunted hospital.

Download and read the follow up book to the cracking Phantasms in the Infirmary.

My treat

Hilarious belly laughs aplenty

3pm: The phone rang incessantly with the urgency of the pre-programmed ringtone. “Vivaldi’s Four Seasons”, a relaxing piece of music, spoilt by the lack of bass, tone and instrumentation the cheap speaker granted.
Frances finally picked the receiver up. ‘Hello?’ she enquired.
After a few seconds, her facial expression changed and a desperate ‘No you are kidding’ accompanied her sudden change in mood.
‘Can they do that at this stage?’ she asked the caller.

Pierce was anxiously gesticulating and mouthing out ‘who is it?’ and ‘what is wrong?’ but to no avail.

Frances was busy in conversation, trying her best to ignore him and concentrate on the conversation on the phone. She eventually gestured for him to give her some space and he left her to it, unable to imagine what was to follow… he obliged, knowing only too well it was not worth getting in-between Frances and her phone calls.

Prior to this call, all had been upbeat and chirpy in the Farley household. Their up and coming, eagerly awaited annual holiday was finally around the corner, they were due to leave in a matter of hours.
‘It’s been a long few months, we need a long and relaxing break and this year we are going away with my sister and her family’ Frances exclaimed.
‘The boys are getting older and when we next know it, they will be off to university, getting married and will want to go on holiday on their own’ she continued.
‘I want us to do something exciting and fun’.
Pierce nodded his head and smiled, agreeing with his wife’s suggestion of a fun holiday. Summer holiday are a period of rest and fun with a chance to recharge ones batteries and face life with rejuvenated vigour.

The annual vacation had been many months in preparation in order to get it right. With children to cater for and entertain, the two families needed everything to be just right especially as this was the first holiday in the 21st century.

However things start to go desperately wrong as the comedy tragedy develops.

Hilarity in the Hills... Is based on a true story.
It's not fiction as such but has been embellished a little for poetic licence.

It's a sweet and unassuming read with giggles and belly laughs to boot.

Please read it,  experience it and review it...

Available on Amazon Kindle and paperback format.
Go onto my author page and enjoy
Rams Author page

Dentistry surprise

After writing Mental Dental and Obsession of the Damned, I think the fear I have of being at the dentist is pretty clear.
I went for a checkup yesterday and much to my surprise, Mental Dental (Murder by Proxy) was on display within the glass top of the large coffee table in the waiting room.
I was too embarrassed to take a photo but I felt pretty proud...
My dentist them said 'did you see your book on display?'
'yes indeed' was the only reply I gave.
He asked me for some copies to sell in the practice... 

My question is: what do I do?

Answers in an email please....

Foxes scent

We were just on a long winter's walk with our pooch, RosieG.
Normally a well behaved and fairly obedient individual... Not today!
She ran off whilst we whistled and called but she ignored us.
She ran up one of the hills and then the most cringing moment came. The classic roll on the strong scent RosieG had honed in on.
What poses man's best friends to apply the stinking, pungent fox poo on themselves?
We called again and she came but now letting off a foul malodorous stench not unlike a drain.

The relaxation of the winter walk now became a mission to return home and immerse our smelly hound in a disinfectant /dog shampoo bath.

RosieG hates the bath but it had to be done and with the smell neutralised, life returned to normal without the uninvited stench of fantastic Mr Fox!