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Monday, 1 September 2025

Interview with a legend

So... - “Melvin, you’ve become something of a legend in the amphibian world. Where did your story begin?”
🐸 In a little pond in Essex actually. 
- “Is the hair natural, or are we talking enchanted follicles?”
🐸 All natural and it grows quick so always have spare if you need some... 
- “You sit on a lily pad even indoors—symbolic, or just comfy?”
🐸 You should try it, I don't leave home without it
- “Rumors say you’re launching a fragrance called ‘Swamp Memory.’ True?”
🐸 Yes in deed, musky, mossy, with undertones of water lilly. 
- “Will we see you in fiction, fashion, or football next?”
🐸 As they all begin with F as in frog... All three
- “If you could leave one message for the next generation of hairy frogs, what would it be?”
🐸 Be proud and happy with yourself, you are worthy

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